Well it's kind of tall with a purple thing sticking out of the top and there are these kind of triangle shaped things under it and it smells like a dream I had about tulips. Stop that purple sound, I'm trying to write! Now where was I....yeah, in Spain. I taught a weasel once how to mend a cake. If a train leaves it's wife for an apple, how many apples does it take to screw your wife? Then I became Wyoming. But just for a minute or two. I got a job spell checking mince meat for the ministry of no fixed address. I got a call from everybody. They say hi. That's when things got weird.
Poor Tiger Woods. After carefully controlling his image for nearly 15 years as a international celebrity. He has managed to engulfed himself in a scandal over his private life after a car accident in the middle of the night.
Megan Fox The sexy actress has been more than open about falling in love with a stripper called Nikita and being bisexual. She is the latest Hollywood starlet to openly confess that she swings both ways in the bedroom.
Die Welt hält den Atem an, wegen dem gefährlichsten Hund aller Zeiten. Er hat es sich zu Aufgabe gemacht die Welt zu erobern, und zu regieren .... Viel Spaß mit dem Video!!
Parody of the travesty that is "New Moon."
Literally nothing happens in the entire movie. No, that's not an exaggeration. Here's a complete synopsis below of the actual film:
Edward leaves Bella after NOTHING HAPPENS at a party.
Bella spends a good third of the film wallowing in her misery instead of getting the hell over it.
Bella helps Jacob rebuild old motorcycles while NOTHING HAPPENS.
Bella leads Jacob on but NOTHING HAPPENS.
Edward almost kills himself BUT THEN DOESN'T.
Edward gets in a fight with the Volturi but IS THEN FORGIVEN.
Edward and Jacob make some kind of pact, THEN JACOB LEAVES.
Edward asks for Bella's hand in marriage, THEN THE CREDITS ROLL.
Now the movie itself is very pretty, the acting's fine, the soundtrack didn't piss me off, and the special effects are convincing. However, they don't distract me from the fact that the plot doesn't exist.
My Senior Class high school yearbook reminded me of people and events that Spacebook or MyFace never did, so I went out and surprised some old friends. Fun times!
Do you know the blue helmet?
Half of the population in the world are suffering from poverty.
1 billion children around the world are suffering from war, poverty and disease.
one third of the Africans are suffering from the shortage of Water.
Is there any way we can help them?
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